Total Medals Earned: 554 (From 146 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,715 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (25/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (35/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
Scorpion would be proud.
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/315 points)
Kill First Enemy
Kill First Boss
Kill Tenth Enemy
Kill Fourth Boss
Kill Second Boss
Kill Third Boss
Collect 75 Achievements
Kill Fifth Boss
Collect 100 Achievements
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 7/18 (100/240 points)
Destroy the Castle
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies